Band Concept #463

I want to start a band called Gluten Tag. There will be one member who is in the band solely to smear German pizza all over the drummer, screaming, "KEEP THE BEAT, ADOLF," hopefully loud enough so that the real lyrics won't be heard. Those would be entries from my sister's diary when she was 17. One song would be all about her driver's license being out of reach. I think this is a good idea and one day, I'll get really close to doing it.